Statistics from a Dad/Husband/Guy
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
Gross things I’ve touched today:
Cigarette butt
Bloodied rag
(both picked up by the boy on the street)
Ant traps
Male penises (2)
(I don’t care what you say, penises are gross)
McDonalds soap
Dog poop
(through a plastic bag)
Child barf
Poison Ivy
The worst part: I haven’t yet touched child poop today which make me nervous about what’s going on inside “Ol’ Two-A-Day”s digestive system.
- Zac
