http://babyroadies.com Diaper Genies Fucking Rule Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:36:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Stolen from here: Lil' Gabe is 3 and a half now and so it's very important that we always have a ready supply of fruit snacks. If we're out shopping or at the bank or whatever, fruit snacks have the ability to soothe the savage three year old. We like to ... http://babyroadies.com/?p=261 http://babyroadies.com/?p=260 Y'know, as a father I can tell you that this happens to me more often than you might think. - Zac http://babyroadies.com/?p=259 Gross things I've touched today: Cigarette butt Bloodied rag      (both picked up by the boy on the street) Ant traps Male penises (2)      (I don't care what you say, penises are gross) McDonalds soap Dog poop      (through a plastic bag) Child barf Poison Ivy The worst part: I haven't yet touched child poop today which make me nervous about what's going on ... http://babyroadies.com/?p=258 Hilarious post on Metafilter: Sometimes kids won't believe the truth anyway. True story. I'm in a taxi with my niece, who is five, and my sister (her mother). Niece: Were there dinosaurs when you were little? Me: No the dinosaurs were all gone a long time before that. Niece: Before Grandma ... http://babyroadies.com/?p=257 I wish I was rich enough to afford a Segway and cruel enough to not care if my kid died or not... ... 'Cause I'm already lazy enough to want to do this. http://babyroadies.com/?p=256