Archive for May, 2008

A common mistake

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Y’know, as a father I can tell you that this happens to me more often than you might think.

- Zac

Statistics from a Dad/Husband/Guy

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Gross things I’ve touched today:

Cigarette butt
Bloodied rag
     (both picked up by the boy on the street)
Ant traps
Male penises (2)
     (I don’t care what you say, penises are gross)
McDonalds soap
Dog poop
     (through a plastic bag)
Child barf
Poison Ivy

The worst part: I haven’t yet touched child poop today which make me nervous about what’s going on inside “Ol’ Two-A-Day”s digestive system.

- Zac