Statistics from a Dad/Husband/Guy

Gross things I’ve touched today:

Cigarette butt
Bloodied rag
     (both picked up by the boy on the street)
Ant traps
Male penises (2)
     (I don’t care what you say, penises are gross)
McDonalds soap
Dog poop
     (through a plastic bag)
Child barf
Poison Ivy

The worst part: I haven’t yet touched child poop today which make me nervous about what’s going on inside “Ol’ Two-A-Day”s digestive system.

- Zac

One Response to “Statistics from a Dad/Husband/Guy”

  1. Lauren
    February 17th, 2009 15:07

    hilarious…two-a-days…love it.

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