Funny from Penny Arcade:
Stolen from here:
Lil’ Gabe is 3 and a half now and so it’s very important that we always have a ready supply of fruit snacks. If we’re out shopping or at the bank or whatever, fruit snacks have the ability to soothe the savage three year old. We like to let Gabe pick out his own fruit snacks and he usually will choose Spider-Man or maybe SpongeBob. However I came home recently and found these in the pantry.
I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes. Seriously, how in the hell did this ever get past their legal department. You can’t tell me that this isn’t a lawsuit just waiting to happen. I can only assume that their next product is fruit flavored thumbtacks.
August 27th, 2008 13:37
So our comments got so fat with Spam it blew up a table. All of that comedy gold, lost in time like tears in rain.
September 1st, 2008 01:23
It would be comedy gold if it weren’t so fuuq’d up, in a sociopathic kind of way. A karmic-ly just world would have whatever marketing fuckheaddouchebag (i love blogs that don’t filter!) who ginned up those little berry flavored choking hazards ruthlessly administered a full pack of fruity Lego ’suppositories’. By a mean drunk. In a Barney Costume. Live, on CNN.
I snarfed abeer out my nose to the fruit flavored thumbtacs comment (lol) I was immediately thinking something similar, like, why not ‘Sour Patch Electrical Outlets’? It’s almost unbelievable taht an idea this awful got traction.
but then.. anyone remember candy cigarettes?
June 11th, 2009 12:51
Thanks for the useful info. It’s so interesting
June 30th, 2009 22:26
I have to admit that when I initially saw the Lego Blocks it didn’t click in my mind. But after your statements I completely agree with you that Lego Eating Blocks should be banned. Crazy!
July 27th, 2009 09:29
Outrageous. Although there may finally be a market for those gun-shaped ice lollies I’ve been working on…
August 8th, 2009 13:29
It is too bad that it’s illegal to make beer flavor popsicles.
March 20th, 2010 03:32
My boy is actually nutty about lego as well as star wars lego - cheers for the advice!
March 26th, 2010 22:25
интересно продумали все, есть чему позавидовать даже.
March 27th, 2010 19:58
Можно и так, главное чтобы результат был хороший, а в остальном походу процесса разберемся.
April 1st, 2010 09:29
Качественно все сделано, молодцы.
April 26th, 2010 21:35
that is so wrong and hilarious. my kids would love them though.